Simon Hoggart…

You may have read about the Robert Frost satnav. "You are about to reach a junction. Take the road less travelled."

I pondered other celebrity versions. There would be the Harry Lauder: "Keep right on to the end of the road."

Or the Byrds: "You have diverted from the route. Turn, turn, turn."

Or the more urgent advice from the Beatles: "Get back, get back to where you first went wrong." Other suggestions welcome.

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